{"product_id":"the-guy-sure-looks-like-plant-food-to-me","title":"The guy sure looks like plant food to me","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♪ ♬ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eTHE FLOWERS THAT KILL IN THE SPRING - TRA - LA - LA ♬ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♪\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eFrom the best-selling author of Heartless Heathens, TGSLLPFTM is a killer rom-com, feel-good, magical short story about fated love blooming in the most unexpected of places.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eI'VE GIVEN HER SUNSHINE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’ve given her dirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's given me much more\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThan I ever deserved.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m begging her sweetly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m down on my knees\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOh, please,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKILL FOR ME\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003e\u003cu\u003eTGSLLPFTM Is a novella inspired by Roger Corman’s The Little Shop of Horrors\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eTropes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eFated soulmates\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003ePlant biologist \u0026amp; witch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eSentient plant as an attack dog\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMen as fertilizer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eBone soup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eWhy would a man be there?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KMChaosBookReads Indie Book Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48086490808509,"sku":null,"price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/7461\/7021\/files\/BD09D8CD-CB57-43CA-A2BA-8E5C2355E408.jpg?v=1786993617","url":"https:\/\/kmchaosbookreads.com\/products\/the-guy-sure-looks-like-plant-food-to-me","provider":"KMChaosBookReads Indie Book Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}