{"product_id":"slaying-for-sloan","title":"Slaying for Sloan","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eThis Christmas was supposed to be special\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, but without my best friend by my side, it feels like a cruel joke. I thought spending the holidays with my boyfriend’s family would fill the void, but after a fight that escalated too far, I was ready to pack my shit and leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUntil I woke up on Christmas Eve morning to a surprise─a pretty black box holding the key to his family's church, complete with instructions for a game he’s set up for us to play.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe rules are simple:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e1: If he catches me once, he gets to eat me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e2: If he catches me twice, I have to suck him.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e3: If he catches me a third time, he gets to fuck me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e4: If he catches me all three times AND beats me to the church, nothing is off limits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA full list of content advisories can be found on Dana's website.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KMChaosBookReads Indie Book Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47722222387389,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/7461\/7021\/files\/7925A253-F9C4-421F-B7E2-FB4EE5E4785A.jpg?v=1784909099","url":"https:\/\/kmchaosbookreads.com\/products\/slaying-for-sloan","provider":"KMChaosBookReads Indie Book Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}