{"product_id":"death-do-us-part-deathly-beloved-book-1","title":"Death Do Us Part (Deathly Beloved Book 1) *signed*","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eHoney, Does This Taste Like Poison to You?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhile sitting on death row, I'm given two choices:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1. Be horribly tortured in a way that ends with my intestines being pulled out of my anus. Or 2. Marry the tyrant fairy king. He might eat babies and bathe in their blood, but he's dark-haired, with violet eyes, and oh gods, he's \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003epierced\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeciding I can fix him and his entire backwards kingdom, I willingly say, \"I do.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut the thing about fairies is, they're sticklers when it comes to wording. So when I realise I only got out of being tortured and not out of the entire execution, what choice do I have other than to kill him first?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut how do you kill someone who's bigger than you? More dangerous than you? More knowledgable in the art of death? The only time his guard seems down is when he's [REDACTED] out. But it's not like I can poison my [REDACTED]...\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCan I?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eThis is a comedy dark romance! it is NOTHING like my other dark romances, so please do not swap between my series blindly. I write both at the very top of dark romance with my Book of Shadow series and at the comedic, entry level with my Deathly Beloved series. They are NOTHING ALIKE. Please do not traumatise yourself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KMChaosBookReads Indie Book Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46494955536573,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/7461\/7021\/files\/8123-L2FeUL._SL1500.jpg?v=1773207747","url":"https:\/\/kmchaosbookreads.com\/products\/death-do-us-part-deathly-beloved-book-1","provider":"KMChaosBookReads Indie Book Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}