{"product_id":"all-i-want-for-christmas-is-revenge","title":"All I Want For Christmas is Revenge","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eSaint \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeing a hitman is the loneliest of jobs. We don’t have many friends. Some don’t even have family. Lovers? Try explaining to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eyour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e boyfriend why there’s blood on your shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChristmas is the worst time to be alone, but this year, love is on the cards for me. All thanks to a letter I found in the street.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt reads, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e“Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is revenge…” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt first, I’m intrigued by the words, the grisly details, and the rage steaming off the page. The author doesn’t know it yet, but we are a perfect fit. His bloodthirst is equal to mine, his creativity in coming up with ways to kill is admirable, and when I track him down, I instantly fall for the wrath in his dark eyes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHis wish is my command, if he’s ready to pay the price - being mine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eRowan\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMy therapist always tells me I should let go of my pain and rage. But I don’t want to let go. I want the men who attacked my family dead.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI just never thought I’d get my wish granted. But there’s a catch. The handsome monster who abducts me to his lair wants \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eme\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e as his payment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMe, the strange loner filled with bitterness and sarcasm. Me, who never even had a boyfriend. Me, with my cane and irrational fears.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut I’d sell my soul to the Devil for revenge, so I might as well offer my body to a seductive assassin. After all, he cooks well, kills people, buys me bath bombs… What else could I want in a boyfriend?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e★★★★★★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“All I Want for Christmas is Revenge” is a standalone \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eM\/M dark romance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e where an obsessive hitman desperate for love zeroes in on a young man willing to trade his life for revenge. (+Cute Christmas dates!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThemes and tropes: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize difference, assassin, mistrust, snowed in, small town, revenge, loneliness, illicit arrangement, possessive hero, past trauma, dark humor, abduction, first love, soulmates, age gap, disabled hero, morally gray\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarnings: Kidnapping, violence, gore, stalking, strong language, and steamy, explicit scenes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KMChaosBookReads Indie Book Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48422901973181,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/7461\/7021\/files\/FullSizeRender_753c6c09-1c88-4b28-925a-6b7bcc59b810.jpg?v=1789157728","url":"https:\/\/kmchaosbookreads.com\/products\/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-revenge","provider":"KMChaosBookReads Indie Book Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}